Funny Stuff

SOME Afternoon office fun

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a genuine fat basterd

THE FOLLOWING happened during a lazy afternoon after biz hours, of course, eh and besides it, all happened in a galaxy far, far, far, far, and even a wee bit further away, so who could give a rat’s arse right? Anyway

me: AND OFF WE GO

AFTER THE FIRST SECOND OR PERHAPS EVEN LESS

FB PFFFFF ooooOOOOOffFFFFFFF iiiGGGGGGG STOP IT PLEASE

FB: OWOOOSOOSOSOS MAYDAY MAYDAY FAT BASTERD GOING DOWN

Then we ALL rather FELT A tHUNDERING SOUND than that we heard it

AFTER WE ALL CALLED 112 (ALBEIT EACH OF US FOR DIFFERENT REASONS), I heard one of the galls of the board cry, and another one called for her mommy and then heard yet another shriek at the top of her lungs (and oh boy she sure has a pairūüėŹ) “omfg, R we being nuked or sumpthing”ūüėā

FB: AND YES, SSSSSSIRRY BOB I AM NOW Officially RECOVERING from what appears tri be AN HEART ATTACK, QUITE A MASSIVE ONE TOO, SO I GRANT YA THIS ONE AS IT IS NOT MY BRIGHTEST DAY EH I MEAN WHAT WAS I THINKING TO CHALLENGE YA TO THIS WEE RACE EH

me: a race? Ya can’t call that a race, dude. I mean, ya dropped that bulk of yers already while ya were trying to wriggle them fat feet of yers in those awful-looking sneakers. That’s just rapin’ our language if ya dare call that racin’…

FB: ERR YEH RIGHT

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11/17/2021