And then one fine day I decided to go fishing and split my head open, a true story 😊
Warning: graphic content to follow shocking🤔😂🙄
Well alright then, so there I was, ya know, minding me own business and just sitting there in me office ya know playing my all-time fav MMO game called Marches of EMPIRES
When all of sudden i heard a noise behind me,
SOOOO Ya remember perhaps how quick we were, eh? Regardless, matey even I couldn’t have prevented the nasty surprise Mother Nature (Yeh, actually I do think ‘she’ has a personal vendetta with me, together with that basterd “Gravity” but that’s prolly best to address some other time eh) had in store for me.
Yessah, I wish I didn’t know now what I didn’t know then…. yeah MAN, I JUST KNEW ya would remember them lyrics from one of our fav. songs by the Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band song “Against the Wind“
AH, WELL now eh where was I? Oh right, Coordination with razor-sharp reflexes ya know what else is sharp as a razor? Naw, mate not my fabulous letter opener pur sang (a machete edit.) and also not that souvenir ya brought back after ya visited that little Miss. Tokyo as ya preferred to call her. I remember ya where whizzing razors for days eh
Sumbatch callingmealia? Naw, I dint think so either 🤔
SO hearing that sudden noise behind me and just relying on my situation awareness combined with my natural agility, fed by the hostile environment, I still consider myself in… I swirled around, but due to the aforementioned conditions (Parkinson’s is prone to do that to a man’s stability) I almost instantly toppled over which wouldn’t have to be that bad if not my pretty large (almost 6 feet long containing at least 1000 liters of water’) fish brothel also known as an aquarium or fish tank, and with about the same sturdiness to move one “Gawddam mother farking inch out of tha way” (just like that air hostess said, if ya recall that story bro?) not only turned out to have all of the aforementioned object properties and then some…, but man it was almost like that other “skull-splitting” experience, we once tried in Da Nang, except this was tha real thang if ya know what I mean, Yeh 😜
ANYHOO without further ado, I am happy to present ya with the results as promised with some blood and gore. With the culprit standing there in the background looking both innocent as indifferent, YA know? With such an expression like”Je ne Sais Quoi”. Excuse my French. No, really, I’d like to apologize for my decision to abuse tha’ beautiful language…
Ok to reassure y’all that after quite some time a team of our finest plastic surgeons have managed to extract the glass plate out of the skull of our immortal companion and then it would take them another two to three weeks to remove that smirk off his face, so the head surgeon told me, anyway, yeh
As ya can imagine we need money for that sort of thang and yeh, mate we also know bleedin’ well that yer not exactly made of tha’ stuff, but sure would appreciate it if ya could just spare us a few quid ya know mate? YEH, that’s it mate, go on throw whatever ya can afford…
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